Sometimes we do not understand that talking to a pregnant woman is not so easy. In fact, it is a challenge in itself. You can say anything about being an ordinary person, but how ordinary can someone be who carries another creature inside of them and has an incredible maelstrom of hormones almost exploding from all sides? To avoid any minor incident, keep these tips in mind. Here's what you should NEVER say:
1. Oh, I know so well how you feel.
Have you been pregnant? No. Then why are you talking? (If you have been, we are tolerating it as a question).
2. Will you end with this?
Why? Are you taking notes?
3. How well I slept at dinner yesterday.
Yesterday at dinner when I couldn't sleep because of lower back pain? How bad can you be?!
4. Enjoy every moment, you'll miss it when it's over.
And this is said precisely to a woman who is crying or vomiting. Just save these sentences like a guru.
5. Calm down.
Ok, you just CANNOT say that to a pregnant woman. It won't calm down.
6. Did you know that completely natural births increase the chances that the child will be very intelligent?
Really?! oO
7. You shouldn't eat it.
Oh heck! Wait take it out now.
8. Smell this a little. Isn't it terrible?
You can say this if you like it when someone vomits on you.
9. Are you sure it is good for the baby?
Jo, nuk është e sigurt. Sepse sipas internetit, çdo gjë është e dëmshme për bebin, përfshirë këtu të hash, të marrësh frymë dhe të flesh. Me një pyetje si kjo thjesht i shtoni ankthin dhe panikun një personi që ka kërkuar për GJITHÇKA në internet.
10. Je e sigurt që ke vetëm një aty brenda? Haha.
Lot. U shkrimë.
11. Motra ime bëri pilates gjatë shtatzënisë dhe shtoi vetëm 11 kg.
Motra jote duket e mbinatyrshme. Asnjë grua shtatzënë nuk do të dëgjojë për motrën tënde me fuqi të mbinatyrshme.
12. S’gjetët emër tjetër?
Jo. Por mund t’i vendos emrin tënd. Si thua?
13. Ke frikë që do nxjerrësh një shalqi nga vagina?
Po. Pse po e bën këtë pyetje, sidoqoftë?
14. Do pak vodka? Ha ha ha, bëj shaka.
Asnjë grua që ka muaj të tërë që dëgjon vjehrrën, mamin, kolegen e punës etj., duke i dhënë këshilla lindjeje nuk do ta konsiderojë këtë për të qeshur.
15. Strange, because when I was pregnant...
Yes, even? And what about when you were? Should we be the same???
16. Hey, don't be vain.
Okay. You don't love your life, do you?
17. It's still early, don't worry, the mood swings don't start now.
*Count to 100. 1. 2. 3. 4....* We're sorry.
Sources: Cosmopolitan, Women's Health
